exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

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the morning ritual that every australian does in the morning

the morning ritual that every australian does in the morning

(Source: neckbearcl)

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thestreakandwwe:

Taker and his fire-breathing horse

thestreakandwwe:

Taker and his fire-breathing horse

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ridge:

i want to reflect on this

ridge:

i want to reflect on this

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jpgay:

hey handsome…………of that money to me

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mylifeinmegabytes:

So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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funkaah:

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

story of my life

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